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501 Roy St. Diagnosis: Condo anemia with complications of stripmall signage. Symptoms include: pale appearance, weariness, apathy, listlessness, susceptibility to aggressive stripmall signage. If left...
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17 W. Mercer St. Is that front door a wormhole to Manhattan? …Because I know this CANNOT be TriBeCa. If it is a wormhole, I’m scoring a payday loan at the convenient Checks Cashed, having my bangs...
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621 5th Ave. N If a condo itself ever needed some Paxil to fend off the pervasive sense of “blah”, this might be a good candidate. Although the owners might want some Prozac lying around when they have...
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415 W. Republican St. A hefty piece of the Death Star fell out of orbit to land in Queen Anne. It narrowly missed the tiny house next door. Now in Seattle, this building offers stern looking corrugated...
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500 Elliott Avenue Developer: Equity Residential® Condominiums Architect: witness protection program Welcome to the Seattle accordion condos, the Residences at 500 Elliott. This unmusical building lets...
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